Each 1, Reach 1, Teach 1, Then Choke if Necessary!!: They Don't Do As We Say...They Do As We Do

What kind of role model are you for you child????

yeah, I said it-please believe it,

I am

**U better believe, every post is true as hell- true as hell**

Do U Have Something To Say, Beloved??

If you have a real life issue, drama, concern, question, problem, situation, circumstance etc...send an email to me, Mz. Faux Maya Angelou, at faux.maya.angelou [at] gmail.com and your email may be chosen as the "Work-it-out-Wednesday" issue of the week. Ur predicament MUST BE TRUE, as I don't do ghetto fabrications & embellishments .

DO NOT:
send me poetry or manuscripts. I am NOT the real Maya Angelou, thus the suffix faux Maya Angelou, nor am I Nikki Giovanni, or Simon & Schuster or any other publishing house.

NO:
I AIN'T hooking you up with Oprah, her dogs that are still alive, Stedman, Gail, Gail's kids, Dr. Phil, his wife Robin, nor his sons, Tyra Banks, tickets to Tyra's convoluted talk show, or her redundant ANTM. I will not hook u up with subscriptions to the magazine "O", nor with any books from Oprah's book club, nor any of M.A's book (go to the library), tickets to the Harpo Studios-esp. at the end of the year when she's giving away good stuff, you will not receive a new car, nor will you get to meet Dave Chappelle, AND HELL NO I don't know where he is or what he is doing right now-probably sleep.

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I don't know any of the people
(including Maya Angelou) named above, nor do I care to. This blog is a work of fiction designed solely for entertainment purposes.

Each 1, Reach 1, Teach 1, Then Choke if Necessary!!

"Children's talent to endure [in stupidity] stems from their ignorance of alternatives." Maya Angelou,I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings , 1969 *brackets added

They Don't Do As We Say...They Do As We Do

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